i had a busy day today as i had to go wrestle in san jose in an eight man elimination tag. as luck would have it, i forgot to put a disc in my camera but fortunately, my cameraman was able to capture my match with his camera phone so now i wait. i was able to finish up some words with friends matches today so let’s get to that. my head is kind of hurting so i’ll spoil you now- i’m not going to be funny or interesting in this post.
i’m the upside down guy in orange. ) :
i got two wins. the first one was over “your spell” and the second one was over “tunnel.” both of these people didn’t really talk to me but i assume they’re tumblr related opponents. i had this weird feeling during both of these matches that they were toying with me but i started passing them up and eventually won. these victories aren’t as fun unless these people have stories. maybe i should make some up sometime?
my words with friends user name is “roenn” and i’m willing to “roenn” your words with friends record.
yeah, i’m hungover from last night. i’m staying on this couch all day.
my friend cody came by to remind me that his bachelor party is this weekend. his wedding will be the second one i attend this year. i think getting married is the new black. that reminds me of how genius community is for saying orange is the colour of loneliness (the way green is envy, blue is sad, etc) because it doesn’t rhyme with anything. i think this chain of thoughts is going to force me to confront my loneliness but i’m going to stop before it gets there.
speaking of which, i jokingly say cody’s last name is pendant because it means his name would be co-dependent and well, he heavily relies on his girl. about cody too, it’s funny because he’s kind of this cowboyish type white guy and i’m this goofy asian kid that sets off gaydars. we don’t look like we’d be friends. i’m totally going to be the only non-white guy at his bachelor party. i hope the stripper looks nice. i hope he even has a stripper.
other than that, i was informed that we’re officially on for having a wrestling show here in my little town of merced, california as elite valley wrestling or evw. usually i have to drive out two hours to san jose to become my wrestling persona of JEWDAS but i can do it right here. it should be fun. i’ve thrown it out there that i want to wrestle the chick again since she’s also from here and i don’t have to work too hard but since i’m pretty good, they want me wrestling someone else that’s pretty good. also, since it’s the first show there, they’re not too sure i should be beating up a girl. i should probably challenge myself a bit more for this show but whatever. i’m ready. they all now how i JEWDAS.
…and that’s how i roenned may 18th, 2001. er, yeah, i regretted it as soon as i typed it. why do i even need a sign off?
i thought i’d post my wrestling video again as an actual embedded video since it’s more likely to get checked out like this than it would be like how it was in the intro. please don’t send me anymore hate mail telling me i’m a jerk for beating a girl up. blu and i are obviously friends.
i feel like since this is my first post it has to be all sorts of introductory with a valiant effort at being epicentric. i’m pretty sure i’m going to be the only one reading this anyway but still. for me, the whole point of making this is to chronicle my life, a life that turns 28 in exactly a week. maybe it’ll force me to try to be exciting and/or productive so i have something interesting to put down here. i also have this ridiculous iphone 4 and i might as well make the most of it by downloading the tumblr application. also regarding my phone, i play a ton of ‘words with friends’ and i wanted to start keeping a record of my wins and losses since it doesn’t do it already. my user name is ‘roenn’ if you wanted to play me.
just about every month i wrestle as my alter ego JEWDAS. here’s me wrestling a girl. i apologize for how vulgar i get. i was having a bad day:
i bring this wrestling thing up because other than words, i think about wrestling a lot. i’m always thinking of new bits and moves and more likely than not, you’ll see my mind at work here. for example, i’m currently trying to construct a move called the human centipede based on the movie, the human centipede.
i wish i could turn my mind off sometimes. it keeps linking things and chaining together events. i’m always trying not to be cliche. in fact, i think saying that things are cliche is cliche so i pronounce it “cleesh.” i don’t know if you noticed or wondered or cared or paid any erection to it but i said “epicentric” instead of “epic” because “epic” is so cliche. even that last sentence, giving three in a list is cliche so i had to throw in a fourth one. my mind doesn’t stop.
i know i typed “paid any erection” to see if y’all “paid any attention.” i think about words a lot and that’s one of my favourites because you have to be paying attention to notice that i said paying erection. that’s how my mind works. that’s what you have to look forward to. and by the way, i’m not british, i like putting the letter ‘u’ in words sometimes.
now that this painful intro is out of the way, let’s roenn some lives.
roenn is a left-handed geminitic filipino that wrestles as jewdas, a jewish asian raver stripper. he plays a ton of wwf (words with friends) and actually thinks about words a lot. he's got a nerdy interest in professional wrestling and mixed martial arts. someday he's going to go crazy but before he does, as he does, here is how he got there.